Wear nice pants and wax!

Wear nice pants and wax!

If you are female and you like to drink a bit much, the police have a message for you.  Wear nice pants and wax.  In an effort to get a message out about responsible drinking, police want to warn you that you might show more than you intended.  If you are not wearing...

World’s worst hangover

Stop us if you’ve heard this one. A man walks into a doctor’s office in Glasgow, Scotland complaining about a headache; a headache he’s had for four weeks straight. At first the doctors were stumped.  He had no history of head problems before, no...

Colorado is the largest beer producing state

It really is not a surprise to those of us in Colorado, but newly released data from the Beer Institute shows in 2007 Colorado is the largest beer producing state in America!  Colorado beat out several large states including California, New York, and Texas.  Colorado...

Drunk man sucks ash

A German party-goer was found stuck in a chimney after 12 hours.  The 27-year old man had been drinking heavily at Oktoberfest (of course) and was trying to find a friend’s apartment.  When he found that his friend was not home, he tried the roof.  Once again,...

München “Wiesn”‘s Up To Paris

Paris Hilton is not welcome at Oktoberfest.  Her presence offended the locals of München so much last year, that they did not want the store-bought celebrity to cheapen this year’s festivities. Last year she showed up in a Dindrl, the traditional Bavarian dress,...