Archive for the ‘Beer nuts!’ Category

Sergeant Sloshed

scimitar tank

After a night of heavy drinking, the worst thing you can do is attempt to drive a vehicle.  No matter what vehicle you drive, you could get seriously injured or killed.  Well… usually.

 

Beer pong player unleashes lethal shotgun attack on furniture

beer pong

That man hates this bed!!

The great beer granny panty heist

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If you are drunk and lose your pants while relieving yourself, what should you steal as a replacement?  Depends.

 

Drunk man sucks ash v3.0

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More proof chimneys and alcohol do not mix.

 

Beer Air

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How many drunk Irishmen does it take to crash an airplane?

Sydney is a mean drunk

bar fight

Australian government gets tough on wild drinkers in New South Wales.

Zwei Maß for the road

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Bavaria's state premier Günther Beckstein has surprising advice for Oktoberfest drivers.

8 drunk driving lessons we can learn from beer nuts

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Some peoples purpose in life is to serve as an example for others.  Here are eight lessons to keep in mind should you be stupid enough to get a DUI.

 

Second drunk man sucks ash

fireplace

I reported on a story like this last year because I thought it was funny and it was so bizarre it would never happen again… Guess what?

10 drunkest people ever

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Lately there have been a streak of beer nut drunks.  I started noticing the blood alcohol levels were insanely high on some of these drunks, so I decided to start a list.