| Passing a breathalyzer after 12 beers |
| Written by DJ Spiess | ||
| Friday, 23 May 2008 | ||
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Every now and then I get a strange question which leads a web surfer to Fermentarium. In this case, the question posed is “how long after drinking 12 beers can I pass a breathalyzer”? If I’m ever in a position where I want to consume many beers (more than 2), I’ve already established driving is completely out. I have arranged for transportation from a designated driver or mass transit. I haven’t considered drinking 12 beers since college, and I’m not sure I could even drink 12 back then. After 6 beers I start losing the horizon. I can only imagine what prompted someone to perform this search. Anyways, it sounds like fun so let’s figure out the answer. How does the breathalyzer work?Alcohol has two exit paths out of your body, three if you can’t hold your liquor. You either metabolize the alcohol or you excrete it in some fashion (not counting sickness). About 5% to 10% of the alcohol you consume exits your body via breath, sweat, and piss. Since you will breathe out a certain percentage of your pub crawl, you can measure the amount of alcohol exiting your mouth into a breathalyzer. Once you have measured the amount of alcohol you are breathing out, you can calculate how much alcohol is still in your system. This is how breathalyzers work. All alcohol is quicker, not just liquorIf 10% exits the system, simple math states 90% of the alcohol is left in your body. As you can see from these percentages, peeing often will not really help you. The reason is your body absorbs alcohol quickly, must faster than food. Alcohol will take the express route through your stomach and into your blood stream. About 20% of alcohol consumed is absorbed immediately in an empty stomach. This alcohol can reach your brain in about a minute. That’s why a shot will “hit you”. ![]() Did I really drink that much last night?!? Breaking down the alcoholYour liver metabolizes the alcohol using an enzyme. I won’t geek out on you too much by describing how the enzymes work, but the rate the enzymes can break down the alcohol is dependent on the amount of the enzymes in your body. If your body contains little amounts of the enzymes it will take longer, however, the amount of enzymes contained in most people does not vary wildly from the average. ![]() I'm drunk, so how long do I need to sit here before I can drive? How long after 12 beers can you pass a breathalyzer?From the original question posed, we will assume you drank 12 beers. It would be dangerous and difficult to consume 12 beers in one hour. 12 beers in one hour could result in death; or just a trip to the emergency room if you are lucky. We’ll assume you are not pounding the beers, and estimate you are consuming 3 beers an hour. This would be 12 beers in 4 hours. I’m in a hurry, can you speed things up?How can you speed this up, you ask? You can’t. The rate of alcohol metabolism is dependent on enzymes breaking down the alcohol. Coffee, food, exercise, water, or prayer will not accelerate the process. Related Items |
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