If you are drunk and lose your pants while relieving yourself, what should you steal as a replacement? Depends.
Graham J. Nickerson, 27, pleaded guilty for entering the home of a senior citizen and stealing a pair of her Depends underwear. To say alcohol may have been a factor in the heist is an understatement.
These aren't even close to what he was found wearing, but this would make a great story too!
Nickerson was returning from a party and got lost in the woods. Not only did he get lost, he lost his pants. At least he didn’t get stuck in a chimney. While traveling over the river and through the woods, he stumbled upon a house. Not his gramdma’s house, but probably someone’s grandmother’s house.
The home belonged to a 92 year old woman. He walked in, stole a pair of her underwear, put them on and then passed out on the floor. Not only will he have to pay a $250 fine and abstain from alcohol for a year (probably a good thing), he will have to live with the fact he was found by police drunk, passed out, and wearing granny’s Depends™ underwear.
The best part was his reply when the judge asked Nickerson how this made him feel. His reply was inaudible.
(Source: EdmontonSun.com)
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