Sometimes you get drunk and do stupid things. This drunk Russian redefines lucky - twice.
Alexei Roskov slammed three bottles of vodka. I think one bottle would have me praying to the porcelain god for the rest of the night. Three bottles of vodka is just amazing (or stupid). For his next trick the Moscow man opened a window from his fifth story window and, to the horror of his wife, he jumped out. No parachute.
The man somehow survived (Darwin fails) and walked back up to his apartment. You'd think his wife would be ecstatic he survived the fall. She wasn't. He was greeted with a stern lecture about alcohol and gravity, in Russian no less.
The 22 year old man decided he could not take the nagging, so he went with the first idea he could think of. Well actually it was the only idea he could form that night.
His quote says it all. "I have no idea why I jumped the first time but when I came back up and I heard my wife screaming angrily at me I thought it was best if I left the room again - out of the window." Again with no parachute.
Paramedics were called to the scene to attend to the drunk. Amazingly the man had minor scratches (Darwin fails again), and I have a new found respect for Russian drunks.
The man claims he is now sober and no longer drinks.
(Source: The Star)
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