Bare man eaten by bears at beer festival

Beer nuts! — By DJ Spiess on August 20, 2007 at 9:04 am

A 23 year old man, and possible Darwin Award nominee, was found dead in the bear cage at the Belgrade Zoo in Belgrade, Serbia. “There’s a good chance he was drunk or drugged. Only an idiot would jump into the bear cage,” zoo director Vuk Bojovic.

Since this happened over the weekend during the beer festival, authorities are assuming that the man was drunk or drugged when he entered the bear cage. The bare facts are that the man was completely bare in the bear cage. The man’s clothes were found intact inside the cage, so authorities think he undressed himself inside the cage. It is unclear why he decided to bare himself for the bears. It probably seemed like a good idea at the time after the beers.