Giant Cosmic Space Clouds of Beer

Random — By on March 18, 2009 at 8:29 pm

Every now and then you hear something which grabs your attention.  This captured my attention: There is a cloud of alcohol (ethyl alcohol – the happy juice found in beer, wine, and spirits) floating in space.  This isn’t a small cloud either.  There is enough alcohol in this cloud to make  fill 400 trillion trillion pints of beer.  That is one hell of a keg party.

That’s the good news.

space nebula

Imagine a whole space cloud filled with beer. An intergalatic kegger!

The bad news is it is 10,000 light years away in the constellation of Aquila.  It’s unlikely we could get to the cloud any time soon.  The booze cloud, known as G34.3, is so large (1000 times the size of our solar system) our solar system could drown itself inside many times over.

Space alcohol was discovered back in 1975 by Dr. Ben M. Zuckerman of the University of California at Los Angeles, so it’s not a recent discovery.  The booze cloud was found in 1995 by Drs. Tom Millar, Geoffrey MacDonald and Rolf Habing.  What makes this cloud so interesting is the massive amounts of alcohol in the cloud.  There are other compounds in this cloud, 32 in all, but alcohol is the most abundant.

Scientists theorize simpler compounds collect on bits of dust.  When these compounds get close enough, they are able to react with each other forming more complex molecules like alcohol.  These reactions can take place over 10,000 years, thus beating the longest fermentation you or anyone else has ever experienced.

In the center of the cloud is a young and very drunk star (not Paris Hilton).  Scientists believe the grains of dust carrying the alcohol drifted near the young star, and were warmed up enough to cause the alcohol to turn into its gas state creating the massive clouds of booze.  That or space aliens are planning for one crazy Oktoberfest!

I am a avid homebrewer and winemaker. I’ve been making my own beer and wine for many years. I started making beer when I was in college (mostly because the drinking age in the United States is 21). My first few beers were horrible. The beers are much better now, and I often supply my neighborhood with free beer!

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  • http://www.digitalclampmeter.net Digital Clamp Meter

    I’ll post the same information to my blog, thanks for ideas and great article.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_RS5VIH4XYXTWDNW3GPDE5URBIM Necromancerchick

    A Quote from a very wise man “Benjamin Franklin”  “Beer is proof that God loves us, and wants us to be happy!”

  • Anonymous

    how can you “like” something that talks about but doesn’t link to any serious study of this matter? Unless you mean the self-referential links.

    http://www.springerlink.com/content/m15255446426q10w/

    further citations appreciated by all……

  • Anonymous

    how can you “like” something that talks about but doesn’t link to any serious study of this matter? Unless you mean the self-referential links.

    http://www.springerlink.com/content/m15255446426q10w/

    further citations appreciated by all……

  • Anonymous

    Sounds like my kinda place dude. Wow.
    Total-Privacy dot US

  • Fredreginson

    It would be nice if someone with an education had written this. I’m not even going to begin describing all the inaccuracies I found…

  • Ryan Rodriguez

    you mean Marklarfest

  • Ryan Rodriguez

    you mean Marklarfest

  • Ryan Rodriguez

    you mean Marklarfest

  • Ryan Rodriguez

    you mean Marklarfest

  • Anonymous

    watch out, we got a badass over here

  • Anonymous

    watch out, we got a badass over here

  • http://twitter.com/vude Kalu Ude

    Dionysus did it.

  • darchetype

    In other news, work has begun on constructing a plastic straw 10,000 light years long… 

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  • http://www.facebook.com/KeenanTheBarbarian Keenan Foley

    Does anyone know the ABV
    % of this beer cloud? Haha. 

  • disqus_WGBBs0dsTr

    Thank god.

  • Charles A. Bradbury III

    I’m still waiting for the discovery of a cannabis nebula