Butt Beer

Pub tales — By DJ Spiess on October 20, 2007 at 7:31 pm

Doctors in Kenya removed a half liter beer bottle from a man’s rear. The man refused to explain how the bottle got there (would you want to?). The 26 centimeter bottle was removed after two operations, the first being unsuccessful.

The hospital official, Patrick Okoth (Captain Obvious), reported that it would have been impossible for the man to do it to himself.

“It would have been too painful. He would have had to use a whole length of his arm,” Okoth said, adding that the bottle inflicted “no damage at all” in the man’s internal organs. Just his pride. He must have won a beer pong match with a group of people that don’t like to lose (see Barry Badrinath).