Wear nice pants and wax!

by Beer nuts!

Make sure you're wearing nice underware when you pass out!

Make sure you're wearing nice underware when you pass out!

If you are female and you like to drink a bit much, the police have a message for you.  Wear nice pants and wax.  In an effort to get a message out about responsible drinking, police want to warn you that you might show more than you intended.  If you are not wearing nice underwear and sporting a fresh wax, the image might not be pretty.

“For those of you intent on getting ratted (drunk) this weekend, think,” reads Safe! magazine.  The article was accompanied by pictures of a scantily-clad woman collapsed on the floor flashing her underwear.

“If you fall over or pass out, remember your skirt or dress may ride up. You could show off more than you intended – for all our sakes, please make sure you’re wearing nice pants and that you’ve recently had a wax“.

The police insist that their point is tongue-in-cheek.

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DJ Spiess

DJ Spiess

Beer buddy

I live in Denver, Colorado. This blog is everything about beer, wine, cider, mead and other spirits.
I am a avid homebrewer and winemaker. I’ve been making my own beer and wine for many years. I started making beer when I was in college (mostly because the drinking age in the United States is 21). My first few beers were horrible. The beers are much better now, and I often supply my neighborhood with free beer! It is a great hobby!