by DJ Spiess | Jan 29, 2008 | Beer nuts!
49-year-old Frank Kozumplik was drunk, thirsty for more, and out of booze. His wife had the car, and poor Frank was two miles from the nearest package store. To make matters worse for Frank, he lives in Michigan, it is January, and there is a snowstorm. At this...
by DJ Spiess | Jan 14, 2008 | Beer nuts!
Since this is a beer nuts article, you already know that the police were involved and the man most likely didn’t get the beer. When the police arrived to this backyard disturbance they found two men holding down Robert Lee Shugars (can you guess he’s from the south...
by DJ Spiess | Jan 6, 2008 | Beer nuts!
Megan Jane Conroy – Drunken Schoolgirl This story was very popular with the Fermentarium community and the internet at large. Megan, 17, returned home to find her mom throwing a birthday party. Megan had also been partying that night before returning home. She took...
by DJ Spiess | Dec 28, 2007 | Beer nuts!
Why is it so easy to steal beer in large trucks? We’ve had two heists reported in Canada and one in Ireland . This week’s beer heist occurred in Albany, New York. Thieves with no discriminating beer taste stole 2,300 cases of Miller Lite, Milwalkee’s Best (beast),...
by DJ Spiess | Dec 19, 2007 | Beer nuts!
Two men in Bakersfield, California tried to steal beer from a Fastrip convenience store. Again we have to ask, is there any beer at a convenience store that is worth stealing?? Not only did they not get the beer, the clerk physically held one of the men to the...
by DJ Spiess | Dec 15, 2007 | Beer nuts!
In San Antonio, Texas, four would-be master thieves suspected of stealing beer were foiled after their get-away car crashed into a police cruiser. They stole three 18-packs of beer and four cases of iced-tea. Since there are no good beers that come in 18-packs, we...
